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237 Reasons to Have Sex - Survey from the Archives of Sexual Behavior
#hockey poetry#hockey edit#sidney crosby#marc andre fleury#jared mccann#jordan eberle#nathan mackinnon#erik johnson#alex ovechkin#nicklas backstrom#mike richards#jeff carter#carey price#pk subban#brad marchand#patrice bergeron#jake walman#alex debrincat#leon draisaitl#connor mcdavid#hockey#I highly encourage people to go look at the 237 reasons#they are fascinating#and it would be a fun hockey poetry challenge to find ones that fit#mine
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thanks @sergeifyodorov for the absolutely iconic inspo post 😂
i did the players in their team colours and because fedorov wasn't on the list i included his skates ❤️ also pride tape because fuck the nhl 😊
#nhl#embroidery#handcraft#mine#hockey#gordie howe#wayne gretzky#mario lemieux#jaromir jagr#alex ovechkin#sidney crosby#connor mcdavid#connor bedard#wg99#ml66#jj68#ao8#sc87#mc97#cb98
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The cameraman of Obama's speech announcing Bin Laden's death wearing an Ovechkin jersey
#hockey#nhl#jerseys#ice hockey#famouspeoplewearinghockeyjerseys#alex ovechkin#ovechkin#washington capitals
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ovi spending most of the old man convention being like wow when geno said he was mouthy i thought it was just a sex thing
#it can be both#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#kris letang#alex ovechkin#alexander ovechkin#john carlson#pens lb#caps lb
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I love hockey because the widely-accepted Inner Circle Of Greats is a Saskatchewan farm boy, a suspiciously Soviet-friendly twink, a guy whose name translates to "the best," a bisexual with a mullet, a Russian laboratory experiment, The Beloved And Highly Favoured Child Of God, and two unrelated white boys named Connor
#in order:#gordie howe#wayne gretzky#mario lemieux#jaromir jagr#alex ovechkin#sidney crosby#connor mcdavid#connor bedard
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November 20th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day
#hockey twitter#nhl#nhl hockey#hockey#nhl bruins#boston bruins#bruins#washington capitals#alex ovechkin#tyler seguin
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you had me at hello, mhairi mcfarlane
bruce bennett / bruce bennett / bill wippert / scott audette / dave sandford / patrick mcdermott
#this one got the official jamie keysmash of approval so im posting#alex ovechkin#alexander ovechkin#nicklas backstrom#nickeovi#819#washington capitals#web weaving#text over images#hi. hello. hi#^_^
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sid and ovechkin
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this is my favorite crosby/ovechkin moment its just so... charged
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back for more we're already on part 7 out of ???
#nhl memes#in order of appearance:#sidney crosby#connor mcdavid#smt smt mcjesus wept#god loves you but not enough to save you#quinn hughes#matthew tkachuk#brad marchand#brad did i just see you lick someone back there#patrice bergeron#marcheron#alex ovechkin#you're not secretly a russian spy right#erik johnson#whered your teeth go :(#john tavares#ignore that this couldnt happen because his amulet probably blocks calls#joseph woll#matthew knies#wollerkniesy#hockey memes#nhl x internet#nhl#friendly reminder that jt actually said that he sometimes thinks theres nothing going on in knies' head...
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sharing this interview footage i found from after the 2005 world junior game vs USA
#its in russian so i dont know what theyre saying but#geno looks like a fratty prince charming#and thats what really matters here#evgeni malkin#alex ovechkin#2005 world juniors#before the horrors.#(gold medal game vs canada)
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#nhl#nhl memes#hockey textposts#sidney crosby#alex ovechkin#nicklas backstrom#tyler seguin#jamie benn#adam lowry#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#keith tkachuk#this is not keith tkachuk hate so don’t even✋#connor mcdavid#nolan patrick#travis konecny#joel farabee#morgan frost#nick foligno#connor bedard#chris kreider#mika zibanejad
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espn said sidovi rights
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Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth
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November 4th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
#hockey twitter#nhl#nhl hockey#sports blogging#sidney crosby#sid crosby#sid the kid#pittsburgh penguins#alex#ovechkin#alexander ovechkin#alex ovechkin#washington capitals
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